Funny joke with Germans. How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? We are efficient and don't have humor.
The German language. hahahaha I'm dying. I've always thought it was a mean sounding language. In high school my dad couldn't understand why I wasn't taking German as my language, since we were had German in the background.
No offence intended. If anything, I've learnt in recent years that some words we "correct" US citizens for, are actually closer to the original English than the ones that have evolved in England!