"He's always doing Kung Fu on me. We'll be standing around, I won't be paying attention o him, and then he suddenly goes, 'HYYYMMMNNN' and his hand is right next to my windpipe." -Benedict Cumberbatch on Martin Freeman
Also, that awkward moment you find out your wife was conceived in your spaceship during her parents' honeymoon, which was your wedding gift to her parents, who are your best friends. Never apply logic to Who.
Sherlock: Here you are John, nice hot cup of coffee. John: It’s cold. Sherlock: Nice cup of coffee. John: It’s horrible. Sherlock: Cup of coffee. John: I’m not even sure it is coffee.<--- This comment made me so happy!