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I never ever plan on getting arrested but that would be hilarious! Well not the taser part.

Cop: Turn around. ME: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round. Cop: TURN AROUND, Me: Every now. "gets tased.

Elliot Smith - Between the Bars

Elliot Smith - Between the Bars

With your body next to mine Our hearts will beat as one, And we set alight We're afire love   ❤ Ed Sheeran, Afire Love

With your body next to mine Our hearts will beat as one, And we set alight We're afire love ❤ Ed Sheeran, Afire Love