At least once a day.

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. Ha ha so true


Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL

Usually I fantasize about punching other body parts, but the throat works too ;-) .

Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat.

What about working for the FBI or something?? You know - reading something on a desk when the person goes out of the room for a minute.  Like on TV . . . ok probably not.

This is SO not pointless as a teacher. A large percentage of my daily reading is down upside down and backward.

Or at least next month:-P

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

Dont get me wrong,im glad I have a job.......just wish it was somewhere else!!!!!:-P

Dont get me wrong,im glad I have a job.

Somedays at work......just wish I could greet customers with this statement:-P

Im working with two speeds today, slow and fuck you. Lol this was me at the change of shift earlier