For those uneducated swine in the world Henry in this is referencing king Henry who did those things to each of his 8 wives << He had 6 wives and only bed, wed and beheaded 2 of them.
Spoiler alert: Most of these involve alcohol. (Best Ever Funny)
*breaks leg* "Put a wet paper towel on it."<<omfg I remember my teacher saying that all the time
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids!
Somebody needs the caffeine patch."each patch contains the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee.