There is some language but this story is amazing!
The crass choice of words gives this an angrier tone than necessary. However, it's a good dissection of common misogynist vernacular.
Logic of Friendzoning
T h i s
I've done this! It feels so good to see them get put down. *Relaxes back into chair*
Whose idea was it to trim these, because I'd like to fight them; thank you
Never finding romantic love is OK
Perhaps you should just try to enjoy getting hit with a spade. Doesn't the human body have ways of shutting that whole thing down? Maybe you shouldn't dress for gardening if you don't want to be hit by a spade.