Free, Reminders Ecard: Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.
I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.
I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. #ecards
Yep. How unfortunately true for me. I could not get through the day without swearing, I just couldn't.
I recently did this. I woke up and was like oh my god who cleaned my kitchen last night this is amazing. My next door neighbor was the only one with me and told me I did it. Huh...
me to a T
I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.
No I dont want to come to your dogs birthday - http://jokideo.com/no-i-dont-want-to-come-to-your-dogs-birthday/
I need another dose............................