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I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.

Funny Confession Ecard: I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.

I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. #ecards

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. Ha ha ha so me!

Yep. How unfortunately true for me. I could not get through the day without swearing, I just couldn't.

swearing is a great stress reliever, especially if you have a high stress job. I don't mean swearing at people.I mean random words pouring from your mouth while in friends company!

so true.

Look, I found a picture of my love life! lol yes yes.

I recently did this. I woke up and was like oh my god who cleaned my kitchen last night this is amazing. My next door neighbor was the only one with me and told me I did it. Huh...

"I recently did this. I woke up and was like oh my god who cleaned my kitchen last night this is amazing. My next door neighbor was the only one with me and told me I did it." this pinner's quote made me laugh even more than the pin!

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires. (This is SO how I feel some days.was close a couple times today.

No I dont want to come to your dogs birthday - http://jokideo.com/no-i-dont-want-to-come-to-your-dogs-birthday/

: ) No, I don’t want to come to your dog’s birthday party … freak. My cat is getting married that weekend.

I need another dose............................

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. I am not on meds but some people make you feel like that!