I hate when girls do this! I am a girl but it's super rude and annoying! Boy: "Hey, what's your name?" Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" Boy: "Okay, so I'll just ask your boyfriend what your name is" Why do we have to be so obnoxious!
Clifford the Big Red Dog -- This is great. This is my childhood dream. Can this be a thing? I would personally start a movement of children from the Big Red Dog childhood to back whoever wrote this and put it in the avengers.
No, reading is so much more. It is traveling to another world. It is living your dreams. It is falling in love with strangers. It is living another life. Reading is so much more thank staring at a piece of dead wood with ink on it and hallucinating.