I do this all the time!!!

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HAHAHAHA all the time


I'm so glad that I know what to avoid saying to my half British friend because if I said something like this I would be six feet underground

When they discovered translating between American and British English can be extremely tricky. I laughed much too hard at this!

that's exactly what i think everytime we have a fire drill. i'd grab my phone, run out the door, scream, run home (it's over a mile away tho), and pray that the school will never be ok again. i'm fine with not going there lmao

I saw kids lining up for a fire drill,and I'm like no one is Going to quietly line up in a real fire!

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland//Omg thank you. Pinning to remind everyone that Ireland is in the British Isles but not Britain

Wait, British problems? I do almost all of those! And I'm definitely American! <_<

Just British problems

And I'm definitely American! <_< <<<<Well, Normally it's British people doing this ALL THE DAMN TIME.

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At first I thought it said "you are acute coffee pie" but that didn't make sense so then I thought of "you are acute-tea pie" and I just smiled

I totally did this! So did I my mum found me when I was about 5 buried in teddies and dolls and asked me why? I said I didn't want to upset any of them.

Yes I always thought "If I only sleep with one the other will be left out"and my mom would come in and see me tucking myself in bed with all my stuffed animals and she just kissed me goodnight and quickly walked out