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Everyday at work

I've got a better chance of finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard *true story*

7 day full body at

Before bed work out . 7 day, full body, at home, body weight workout. This simple but effective workout can be used for multiple weeks and is quick, fun and effective.

If this doesn't exactly describe what would need to happen in order for me to run I don't know what else will

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everyday of my life.

Sexy monkey s*** fights at the zoo that were better organized in this f****** job

I'll hate you for life

From the bottom of my heart. I love you. Now IT IS . From the bottom of my heart. Fuck Off.

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I don't have a normal work schedule, so my "Monday" is whatever the first day back is.

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I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long. yep that's me ;

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You Call Them Swear Words. I Call Them Sentence Enhancers. Yep, we all have those days, where the expletives fly.