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an article about the history of the middle finger
Did You Know? The History of the Middle Finger... Well, now...,.. here's something I never knew before, and now that have come to know it, feel compelled to share with my more intelligent friends in the hope that they too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew'), Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won .a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.' And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing, Now will this get past our censors' censure? - America’s best pics and videos
a quote that reads i don't forget burning my bridges i do regret that some people
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two cats sitting on top of a roof with the caption you were right people don't land on their feet
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the baby yoda is sitting down with his head turned to look like he's crying
an image of yoda from star wars with caption that reads, when you ask force cream after dinner but mommy says no, because you don't finish your frog so
an image of a baby yoda with the caption saying, never get pre - annoyed like you know when someone is about to piss you off so you just get a head start?
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The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people ~ Joke All You Can
a woman standing in front of a sign that says don't make this fake smile and professional body language i'd punch you in the throat if
the baby yoda is sitting down with its head in a bag and it says, me please fill in all available space guest does't - doesn't move me send people up other side to
Baby Yoda