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Funniest One Liners

Complaining is draining. Commit to talking about the problem and about the solution - soon you will not want to complain at all! (Oh - and complaining is draining for BOTH you AND the recipient!

one liner jokes, funny texts

Best knock knock joke ever. Since you love knock knock jokes soooo much.

Something that I definitely believe.  Not all burned bridges are a bad thing.

True - unless those particular crazies can swim! LOL / Positive Thoughts, Positive Life: Quotes To Live By

Stewie Griffin...

Who here is a huge Stewie Griffin fan? If you don't know who he is, you obviously don't watch Family Guy and live under a rock (that has no TV). As soon as

Epic one liners

Meme - There's many of them, but this one is one of my most favorites! Its too perfect and too fucking hilarious! And I just realized he's putting on sunglasses. on TOP of the sunglasses he's already wearing LMAO!

LOLOLOLOL epic song reference!

Lesson One: Only trust People who like Big Butts. They Cannot Lie. *Please Spay & Neuter. Save a Life ~ Adopt from shelter/rescue ♥