David Smith

David Smith

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Manchester, UK / Full-time SEO & Link Builder in Manchester, UK. Also do freelance SEO, PPC, Link Building and WordPress Web Design.
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"I'm fed up of telling them, 'No Pickles' and 'No Ketchup' so I'll shove my smelly foot in their face and see if they get the message next time...

More of he worst and ugliest! Horrible inkings to stupid ideas. If you ever get a portrait tattoo, please pay to hire a talented tattoo artist!

Nobody move... I'm taking over the plane... I have a bomb tattooed on my body!

From bomb tattoos to a suicidal note, these are definitely going to make you be pulled out of line by airport security. Check out ten of the worst tattoos to have on an airport.

Robber #1 "Dude, lets go rob the liquor store".  Robber #2 "We ain't got no masks!"  Robber #1 "Dude, we don't need no mask, I got us some marker pens..."

Want to rob a house? Need a mask? Pfft, just Sharpie your face off like these idiot morons! Note: homoerotic style points to Matthew for opting for a Robin mask. Police said they had no trouble identifying two.

Dell's latest effort to compete with the Apple iPod might not be as portable as they would have liked...

You already listen about the iPod and Walkman but what you will say this new music player. He is listening music on laptop like iPod and Walkman while cook

Kimberley Vlaminck, an 18 year old Belgian girl claims she only asked for 3 tiny stars on her face but fell asleep whilst being tattooed and awoke to find her face tattooed with 56 stars.  She's suing tattoo Belgian tatoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for the tattoos.

Never Fall Asleep during a tattoo that is what happened to her. She asked for 3 small star tattoo's and then fell asleep and woke up to 56 stars on her face.

Rouslan Toumaniantz, a Belgian tattooist is being sued for tattooing 18 year old Kimberley Vlaminck's face with 56 tiny stars, claiming she only asked for 3...    Now lets face it, if you go into a tattoo parlour and the guy looks like this. Alarm bells should be ringing surely...?

So the guy in the picture got sued by this girl because he put star tattoos all over her face and she hated it so she sued him. Messed up right?

WTF? Not contempt with looking weird with shaved eye brows, she decides to have her favourite R'n'B star's name tattooed on her forehead.

What are the worst tattoos ever? Check out these tattoos that you'll definitely regret if you ever get them.

Oregonian Lance McKenzie, 49, served a 60-day sentence for assault. It is unclear whether "Lick Me" on his forehead is a real tattoo or written with marker pen. For his sake, let's hope it's the latter.

Oregonian Lance McKenzie, served a sentence for assault. It is unclear whether Lick Me on his forehead is a real tattoo or written with marker pen. For his sake, lets hope its the latter.

Iowa's David Jonathan Winkelman, 48, was arrested on a warrant for failing to appear in court. He went to a tattoo parlour after a KORB radio station disc jockey offered listeners a six-figure payout if they tattooed the FM station’s call letters and logo on his forehead - "93 Rock” and “Quad City Rocker." Ouch!

David Jonathan Winkelman of Iowa, USA. In Winkleman was tuned into KORB radio with his stepbrother Richard Goddard when he heard the DJ says that anyone prepared to tattoo the stations name on their forehead would get a six-figure cash sum.

"Jenius" Jerome Smith, 27, evidently didn't have time to spellcheck before seeing the tattooist. Along with his questionable “Jenius” ink, Smith has “Omerta” tattooed on his throat. The Italian word’s common definition refers to the Mafia’s code of silence.

"Jenius" Jerome Smith, evidently didn't have time to spellcheck before seeing the tattooist. Along with his questionable “Jenius” ink, Smith has “Omerta” tattooed on his throat. The Italian word’s common definition refers to the Mafia’s code of silence.