"Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place.for realsies.


Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly . on a broomstick. We're flexible like that. my ex always inferred I was a witch, that's why its funny . cuz he's my ex .

it's not funny - cause it's SOOOO true!

Slut - a woman with the morals of a man. Ha yer ok, they normally have better morals then a man

Funny little cake deco ~ Photography by

Winter Park Wedding by Lora Rodgers Photography

That's me.

Ready to roll? It is entirely possible to make things in your slow cooker that come out looking attractive. This recipe is a fine example, and you also get to smash things on your kitchen counter


I don't remember much from last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.

it's everyone's personal choice!

Of course, I do get called a "Bitch" quite often. What i do NOT get called is "pushover", "stupid", "sweetheart", "dear" or "doormat".

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