Working on it! Russian and Spanish!

Well I'm fluent in English (birth language is Spanish) but I still want to learn French and Italian and maybe some day Polish as well.

If the Spanish was German than it would be completely accurate XD

Easy Spanish For Beginners

Oh my gosh...this is me. This is my truth.

English, sarcasm, truth, and Love for me. I know profanity but I don't use it.

I speak 5 languages. ..English,  profanity, sarcasm, & real shit!

I speak 5 languages.English, profanity, sarcasm, & real shit & if you STILL don't get it, I'll break out the crayons.

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I am fluent in three languages.English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Languages I Speak ('Funny Status')

Scorpio Today's Fact: All Scorpio's speak at least five languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, Truth and Love.

So True Scorpio Today's Fact: All Scorpio's speak at least five languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, Truth and Love.

English equivalent would be "fool" or "dude" used to describe anyone no matter the sex or age. LMBO

25 expresiones que confirman que eres todo un mexicano

English equivalent would be "fool" or "dude" used to describe anyone no matter the sex or age.

Probably shouldn't put this on a job application...but they may be looking for those exact features!

"I am proficient in 3 languages--English, Sarcasm, and Profanity." Your eCards

I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.

Funny Confession Ecard: I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.

FRASE MEXICANA. Expresión que se usa para indicar que le bajes a tu histeria, a tus exigencias, a tus reclamos o a tu drama.

Spanish for "lower your balls". A good English equivalent might be "pump yo brakes"

I speak three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Sexual Innuendo.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I speak three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Sexual Innuendo.

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