"He opened the window during the car wash." ~ Dog Shaming shame - Boxer needs child lock activated. Also why weren't other people in the car with him? That could be scary to a dog, plus it's fun. I always rode through the car wash when I was little.
"My wife and I went to church and when we got home we discovered our English Bulldog Sarge had chewed the alarm sensor off the patio door, set the alarm off, and the cops came.” <---- haha sounds luke something my dog would do~