Funny story: my middle school history teacher drew Florida and it looked like a penis, but one kid was like "I don't get it". One kid was like "it starts with P". and that all it took to make my eighth grade class laugh for ten minutes straight.
Squirrel: I'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty. (A squirrel, my mother named Petey, once got on the porch railing and rang the doorbell because he wanted some peanuts!) Now I call all squirrels, "Petey"
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