I think my guardian angel drinks. That's why we're friends ;
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Did you ever try to stand by the fridge, try and find a tiny crack, close the fridge, and see if the lights actually turned off? This haunted my seven year old mind.
Quotes are great, but funny quotes are better. here are 33 of the funniest quotes ever.
We say that all the time! Wednesday Thursday Friday --> until it's weekend :)
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Patience : the capacity to tolerate delays without getting 😡 angry or upset ! AND what you have when there are too many witnesses!
Ate a Salad for Dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. Fine it was pizza, I ate a pizza.
QUOTE, Humor: 'Next time a stranger talks to me when I am alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly, you can see me?
There's a fine line between genius & crazy.I like to use that line as a jump rope.