bad men get trapped in the shame toilet
"A good cup of tea is the colour of He-Man."- This was so me in yr 6
They can't be categorized, but damnit, they're funny.
"The amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are."
A French Soldier's View of US Soldiers in Afghanistan - Warrior Lodge
We do call it maths, why do others just say math it sounds like drugs
When he gave this passionate defence of the NHS. 14 Times Russell Howard Nailed It
21 Times Michael McIntyre Spoke The Absolute Truth