Funny Nursing Quotes:

Truth hurts but in the case of the funny nurse quotes listed here, it reminds nurses that their entire career can be as exciting as Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates.

Seriously though! "Are you going to leave me alone? I haven't slept at all since I've been here"

Haha funny nurse quote Seriously had to tell someone this before to tell them to shape up!

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Top 10 Funny Nursing Quotes From Bitchy Nurses:

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Free and Funny Nurses Week Ecard: Please excuse me while I go put my nurse face on before I deal with this clusterfuck of a situation.