Fighting boredom one post at a time.
Saucy British seaside postcards are making a comeback. First produced in 1870 by James Bamforth (from West Yorkshire), in the age of political correctness they died out, and the firm closed.
Post your Saucy/Funny Seaside Postcards.
Yep got to work on that - smack it with the spade - should do the trick
Nurse: Your pulse is a bit fast today. Man: That's not my wrist you're holding, nurse!