Or an ostrich. Their head stays buried in sand like mine is under my pillow.
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Life is not a fairy tale, if you lose your shoes at midnight you’re drunk.
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I have known a few of those and always thought they were sneaky scary creatures
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I panic inside my head as I walk with a smile on my face, as soon, it will feel too uncomfortable to bear.
I also have VS angel wings, they are just so white and flawless, I can't wear them .
I eat a whole lotta salad then!
Good thing I'm a lefty. Time to start changing my direction.
I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
I am an acquired taste. Don't like me? Acquire some taste.