Your party goblin is a small creature that lives in the back of your brain, and she is responsible for all the poor decisions you make when you're drunk. She's the one back there like, 'text your ex-boyfriend that you love him, then turn your phone off.' — Iliza Shlesinger

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If and when I get married, Imma get married the day after Valentine's day, and my theme is gonna be 75% off chocolate. — Iliza Shlesinger

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To the average girl, hiking is: you wake up whenever you want; you put on Lululemon ‘cause they make your butt look unreasonably good - and they should for 800 fucking dollars - and you go for a walk in the park with your best friend and complain about how hungover you are. That’s hiking. — Iliza Shlesinger

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You can’t go to the bathroom alone… you might not come back. Cause no girl’s ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It’s true.  — Iliza Shlesinger

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We all have a bite of flatbread, leave starving, and go home and log onto Pinterest and just pin pictures of all the food we want to be eating. — Iliza Shlesinger

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You know what happened the last time a group of people said 'screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches. — Iliza Shlesinger

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I don’t come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can. — Iliza Shlesinger

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I was on Pinterest for five hours today. I planned three baby showers. I don't know any babies. — Iliza Shlesinger

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If I could have any job I would be a cat… but that’s not something I’m supposed to talk about in public. — Iliza Shlesinger

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It said, 'War Is Not the Answer.' I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don't agree with me, happy Fourth of July. — Iliza Shlesinger

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It said, 'War Is Not the Answer.' I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don't agree with me, happy Fourth of July.

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