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36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Home is where the heart is... even if you can't remember which box you packed it in. Keep your boxes organized and make your move easier with colored smart tape to label them. | Moving Day Humor

Smart Move Tape

even if you can't remember which box you packed it in. Keep your boxes organized and make your move easier with colored smart tape to label them.

How about a fairy God-Father instead? Mr. Mover has you covered when it comes to packing and moving! Just a call away! ‪#‎NashvilleMovers‬

I want to be her friend, but she doesn't know the difference between 'knit' and 'crochet'. (yes, I Kristin Calvert just made this.

#alltootrue ☺️ TGIF

HAHAHA - omg this is so true of me now. I use to want to be out all the time. Now I just wanna be home with my two kids, husband and puppy in our dream home we moved into a year ago. Life is good when all the crap is out.

Dead.

Here Are 21 Just Really Funny Tweets From This Week

Oh hell to the no bitch I am leaving and burning down my house

Those fat cells are the ones I want to die off yet those stubborn bastards seem to have an eternal lifespan ( well as long as I live, any longer is irrelevant to me after I die thereafter ) Then again maybe we get rearcarnated ? If so my excess fat could be reduced with a younger metabolism or be much worse ? ( what the hell , time will tell )

My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells, continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life.

Question's on you betch

The Best Funny Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Are SO DONE

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Listen, I’m a nice person. So if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.

How everyone's apartment feels when it is time to pack for a move | Moving Day Humor

The struggle is real during moving day.That's what Moving Help is for!

Meirl

The words are retarded, however I am building this with the moving boxes

Parenting Humor

In the dead of night without a single sound. And my kids were usually about two inches from my face when I awoke.

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I don’t have all, not even some, of my ducks in a row. But they are all in the same pond, so I have that going for me. I think my "pond" is the size of Lake Michigan lol