My friends described me in these exact words
cat with toasty warm butt sitting on an in-ground spotlight
19 Hilarious "SpongeBob" Memes That Are Never Not Funny<<This is so accurate:P
My wish list for the holidays is short this year 1. $1,000,000 in cash 2. The souls of all who have displeased me 3. A kitten
26 Cat Pictures That Are Never Not Funny – Cat Lovers
Baby Shower game - Crap Happens Game, melt a candy bar in each diaper and see who can guess the most correctly by just sight and smell!
This website is a treasure.
This reminds me of a HOG story about us being the decedents of Martians. Also, aren't there creation myths about humans coming from large "eggs"?
good advice there, Meemaw
Nobody loves Kanye more than Kanye - FunSubstance
Wrong guy - one of the funniest hockey moments