In the Harry Potter universe, there's not really any need to text. People can use floo powder to talk to other wizards and witches through their fireplace and they can apparate at will. But what might happen if the characters from the Harry Potter books started texting one another?
Nat puts up with her boys' shit for exactly 3 days. Then SHUT UP YOU LIVED IN AN AGE OF BOILED POTATOES AND POLIO but she then starts joining in bc you know what? She was born in 1928 so then it's all "hey, want a hard candy?" and everyone's like SHIT THERE'S THREE OF THEM
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A 47 year old woman forced herself onto a 15 year old BOY. Male victims are not taken seriously because everyone just assumes that men are SUPPOSED to enjoy sex. How can you possibly say that he enjoyed something that he CLEARLY didn't consent to? Stop shaming the victim; we NEED feminism << This is absolutely disgusting