It took me 5 days to read a book that was like 600 pages. It takes me days to read a book that's pages! I hate when people say books are "so long" and then your just like "Seriously? Have you ever read Harry Potter?
Harry potter is a gateway fandom, it quickly gets you addicted to other shows and books, and then you find yourself awake at 3 am reading fanfic and ask yourself 'how did my life get here?', that's what Harry Potter does to people.
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