I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate. Is that naughty?
I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant pluckers son. I'm only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes. Say that quickly and after a few Christmas drinks 🍹 #pheasant #christmas #christmaswreath #wreath #feathers #country #countrystyle
one of my favorites had to be: I am a mother pheasant plucker. i pluck mother pheasants. i am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant. << I also love to sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock.