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Destinesia : when you get where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the first place. Happens all the damn time. 27 Brilliant Words You Didn't Know You Needed
Chiptease (n) when you buy a bag of potato chips thinking that it will be full but it turns out it's just air.