"Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for." -Jerry Seinfeld #parentquotes

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

There is no other age quite as baffling as the toddler years. Here are 18 funny quotes about toddlers and the weird things they do, on Babble.

This is a really great summary of why kids have tantrums and what to do about it.

Let’s face it: everyone is lucky if they survive the toddler years, parents and toddlers included. We’ve been lucky in that our son’s temperament is rather laid back, but we’ve had our fair share …

Mine! The Toddler Rules of Possession www.famlii.com/toddler-rules-of-possession-toddlers-creed/

Sharing is impossible for two year olds. "The Toddlers Rules of Possession" is a humorous look at why. Burton White's poem the Toddlers Creed.

"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable." -Lane Olinhouse #parentquotes

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

There is no other age quite as baffling as the toddler years. Here are 18 funny quotes about toddlers and the weird things they do, on Babble.

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

There is no other age quite as baffling as the toddler years. Here are 18 funny quotes about toddlers and the weird things they do, on Babble.

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." -Franklin P. Jones #parentquotes

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

There is no other age quite as baffling as the toddler years. Here are 18 funny quotes about toddlers and the weird things they do, on Babble.

"Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed." -Robert Gallagher #parentquotes

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

There is no other age quite as baffling as the toddler years. Here are 18 funny quotes about toddlers and the weird things they do, on Babble.

"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and they cry. They urinate. They vomit." -Johnny Depp #parentquotes

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. They bump into things. They laugh and they cry. They urinate. They vomit.

"Having children is like living in a frat house -- nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up." - Ray Romano #parentquotes

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

There is no other age quite as baffling as the toddler years. Here are 18 funny quotes about toddlers and the weird things they do, on Babble.

"A toddler believes that if you love a person, you stay with that person 100 percent of the time." -Lawrence Balter #parentquotes

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

There is no other age quite as baffling as the toddler years. Here are 18 funny quotes about toddlers and the weird things they do, on Babble.

"Toddlers are germ-warfare machines in a cute package." -Debora Geary #parentquotes

18 Hilariously True Quotes About Toddlers

The reasons why these kids cry are hilarious

The reasons why these kids cry are hilarious

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