Because nothing says "I could set the building on fire" like a red stapler.  Somebody else's building, of course.

The Red Swingline Stapler

"But, but that's my stapler!" (from Office Space movie).ThinkGeek :: The Red Swingline Stapler

The Red Swingline Stapler Got one!

The Red Swingline Stapler

20 of the coolest gadgets and must-haves for your office! Its the coolest stapler at the largest helicopter repair facility in the world.

Red Swingline Stapler Photography / Office Space Initech geeky nerdy awesome grey / home office decor / 8x12 photograph print / "Swingline" by BokehEverAfter on Etsy

Items similar to Red Swingline Stapler Photography - Office Space Initech geeky nerdy awesome grey - home office decor movie photograph print - "Swingline" on Etsy

People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler.

101 Gadgets That Changed the World As We Know It No office supply has enjoyed a star turn quite like that of the stapler-Swingline went to market with a red stapler.

I miss American made Swingline Staplers (or any quality all-metal staplers for that matter).

I miss American made Swingline Staplers (or any quality all-metal staplers for that matter).

Swingline QuickTouch Reduced Effort Compact Stapler, 20-Sheet Capacity, Black/Gray

Swingline QuickTouch Reduced Effort Compact Stapler, 20-Sheet Capacity, Black/Gray

Excuse me...I believe you have my stapler - the Red Swingline Stapler! #Geek - http://www.swingline.com

Excuse me.I believe you have my stapler - the Red Swingline Stapler!

The Red Swingline Stapler and Christian Louboutin Pumps - Christian Louboutin's sleek and sexy red soled heels are reminiscent of the red vintage Swingline stapler.  both are acutely effective at getting their points across.

Fashionable Office Supplies

The Red Swingline Stapler and Christian Louboutin Pumps - Christian Louboutin's sleek and sexy red soled heels are reminiscent of the red vintage Swingline stapler. both are acutely effective at getting their points across.

We let our studio assistant Georgia order a new stapler because ours, while classic, are not always fully functioning anymore. Our new red Swingline arrived today!

The Red Swingline Stapler

Milton had the right idea. Who wouldn't want to guard their red Swingline stapler?

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