Welcome to where classic internet question "would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?" is something that gets asked at a Supreme Court confirmation hearing.
JOURNAL 3 SPECIAL EDITION SPOILER I was just reading it last night and in invisible ink Ford had stars mapped out in the shape of one of those. He said Found this in an old scroll
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