Hmmm, ate you listening mouth!

Weil, if the red shoes fit, wear them! Even if they have wings and a dragons tail. Queen "B"♡♡♡ try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

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36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. Lol.

I hope you got the message. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Rebel Quotes @rebelcircusquotes_ You seriously ove...Instagram photo

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If there is thunder in me I will yell and scream and will probably start crying I am so angry but if I'm just chilling I may have a conversation with you about whatever

sarcastic quotes I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.

sarcastic quotes I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence. Oh so true!

People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite. - http://themindsjournal.com/people-who-reply-to-my-sarcasm-with-sarcasm-are-my-favorite/

People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite

Yeeeeessss always try to bring out the funniness in people cuz normal is just boring

Indeed don't take life for granted, be thankful for what you have

Indeed don't take life for granted, be thankful for what you have

You know....

You know....

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You're just so far out of your league that it's actually sad at this point!

Sweetie, leave the sarcasm and insults to the pros. You're gonna hurt yourself. Go play in traffic.

It's not my fault you thought I was "normal".. that's on you.

It's not my fault you thought I was normal. That one's on you. *giggle* some other chick is smiling out there too right now

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