You're just so far out of your league that it's actually sad at this point!

Sweetie, leave the sarcasm and insults to the pros. You're gonna hurt yourself. Go play in traffic.

Kill the humans and eat them is all I want to do already. Can I please be a bear. Just please.

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Kill the humans and eat them is all I want to do already. Can I please be a bear.

It's best not to sugar coat things. | "I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me." -Unknown

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I meet my friends dad and his first response was wow she really is tall -_- this happens so often stars

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Harley Quinn: You inspire my inner serial killer. Joker: That's what I wanted to do.

"I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing

" I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? " - Chandler Bing<<<<Chandler is da best

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