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An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. Lol.

I hope you got the message. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Accept the good in your life. Like me.  I'm a fucking delight.

That's right you better accept me. I'm a fucking sarcasm queen

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33 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

Quotes are great, but funny quotes are better. here are 33 of the funniest quotes ever.

Scorpio women are complicated. And love it.

16 Quotes That Prove Scorpio Women Are The QUEENS Of Sass

Nikita Gill - She wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell.

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Get in your fantasy car, and drive back to the basement where you dwell! Sad little life , for the replacement "wife".you are daddies little tool

100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (44)

100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (44)

Clever as the devil and twice as pretty this quote has got to made for me obviously don't know about the pretty part but I'm on par with the devils intelligence surely

Clever as the devil and twice as pretty this quote has got to made for me obviously don't know about the pretty part but I'm on par with the devils intelligence surely

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The Queen of Sass Excuse the language in this pin.but this is hilarious 😂😂

“Karma's just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she'll be with you shortly.”

20 Karma Quotes Remind Us That Sweet, Sweet Revenge Is Just Around The Corner

“Karma's just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she'll be with you shortly.”