I took Pottermore and I got Ravenclaw, so I'm glad my friends and me don't have to die any time soon. I can find a solution! <<<I got Ravenclaw and Slytherin XD XD I guess my solution involves killing someone.
I've seen this Tumblr post but now I'll never be able to see it without imagining it like this
Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are.