I like when people can add humor. one party didn't know, so one guy says "There'll be eleventeen of us.
The nerve of some minding others people's business. down and ♥katt williams 🙄 so true!
Server Problems: Oh no, it's okay. Sometimes I have to eat more than half of the plate to realize that I didn't like it either.
I double dare you, say swag one more time, samuel jackson, pulp fiction,
When you're juggling four different hot plates at once.- annoys me when my hands are full with plates and customers expect me to finda space on the table full of their phones, glasses cases, keys, and drinks.move your shit assholes
12 Incredibly Honest Confessions From Waiters
Money is not sqeezably soft!
Roll baby roll!