Life is not a fairy tale, if you lose your shoes at midnight you’re drunk.
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For some this isn't as long as others - ^*insert Duncan, OK trash who cheats on her husband with married men*^ but she's Jesus raised and saved
Bahahaha probably. It takes a special kind of person to entertain my soul
When you don't want them to be worse than they already are
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I Graduated from College Today!