If everything around me is my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with

*jaw drops* *slow awed clap* pls share your secret on how to make such smooth pick up lines

This speaks to me on a number of spiritual levels and am i the only one who's noticed tht any teacher who's actually attractive in any way is always married? And its like kckskskisjfkskansjdjiss!!

One time we filled out a "clock partner" thing with twelve places. I turned to the person next to me who was a guy (ima girl) and said "wanna be my number one?