Funny Flirting Ecard: I need a hug that results in wild sex.
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Free, Cry For Help Ecard: I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Free, Confession Ecard: Just what if my car horn honked every single time my neighbors' dogs barked.
Funny Flirting Ecard: We'd be a normal couple if it weren't for you.
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