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18 E-Cards To Break Up Your Afternoon Stretch

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Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

LOL! It works every time.

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog getting ready to vomit. Nothing makes me jump out of bed faster.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

Wait while I fill that up...said no one ever

I like to think I AM kind and compassionate.There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!

funny someecard, do not make me mad, funny quotes

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed. I can't calm down!

Lmao! I'm getting a crown soon so this is appropos.

My dentist really told me this! And actually, when I needed to get a dental crown on my birthday, my husband arranged to have a tiara waiting for me at the dentist office. Too funny!

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