[gif-set] That moment when you realize Soulless Sam was actually kind of a best-case scenario--until you find out he murdered innocent people by burning down a building and the one bartender he shot w/out any qualms.
The real Sam would be hitting on the dress. However soulless Sam is a pig and gives two craps about the dress, probably in fact undressing her with his eyes. Sam w/out his soul is no bueno. But Jared playing soulless Sam is down right smexy and bueno.