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Steven Wright: "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." Check more quips at http://shubhadeepb.com/steven-wright-quips/ #quote #funny

Recently, I came across a hilarious bunch of Steven Wright's quotes.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Steven #Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Favorite Steven Wright quote, wouldn't really do this to a dog...

I bought a dog once. Named him Stay. Come here, Stay. He's insane now.

Steven Wright Quotes | When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any ...

Steven Wright Quotes - When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.

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Steven Wright Quotes - When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child.

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Steven Wright is the master of paraprosdokians -phrases or sentences with an unexpected ending. They never fail to make me smile.