Our state declared a state of emergency. No school! No school!

When I'm drunk with my cell phone. You Get A Text! You Get A Text! You Get A Text! Everyone Gets A Text!

hilarious (99 problems and the bitch aint one...if you don't catch the reference)

OMG, one halloween party costume DONE SON! Except I want my shirt to say "I aint" & Beyonce

next years Christmas pic :0

How to completely freak out your kids… A human Elf On A Shelf. This would be fantastic if you could find a someone the kids had never seen before. Just wake up… And find a random person in an elf costume sitting on your mantle…hilarious.

so true.....that's country girls for you! Miranda Lambert is such a badass. :)

All of these beautiful country women have written about their captions- Taylor Swift (Teardrops on my guitar, Picture to Burn, and more) Carrie Underwood (Before he Cheats) Miranda Lambert (Two Black Cadillacs)

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I don't work in a call center but I can't stand idiots calling me to complain & argue!

At Jokideo we post a wide range of funny jokes & pictures ranging from funny dirty jokes, funny adult cartoons / comics to funny ecards, memes, fails and so much more!

At Jokideo we post a wide range of funny jokes & pictures ranging from funny dirty jokes, funny adult cartoons / comics to funny ecards, memes, fails and so much more!

Don't totally agree, but it's definitely funny!

Life is just like a penis - adult meme - Jokes, Memes & Pictures

The Most Interesting Man In The World - i dont always lose my phone but when i do its on silent

The Most Interesting Man In The World - i dont always get friend zoned but when i do i get benefit

As always, Mulaney speaks to everyone’s soul. | John Mulaney's New Stand-Up Special Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

As always, Mulaney speaks to everyone's soul.

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Anchor Man T-Shirt - Kind Of A Big Deal- Design on Front

Anchor Man T-Shirt - Kind Of A Big Deal- Design on Front

Now Watch Me Sip on Chardonaynay. The perfect tee for the holidays.

Ain't this the truth!?

How I act...

So true . Except for the boyfriend thing since I kinda don't have one. Cute & Funny,love and other things,

Sounds like my cats.

That's enough for the weekend

Introvert Cat: I saw people through the window today. That's enough social interaction.

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