And just like turning something off and then back on, it works at least 90% of the time
Warning: Do not read while high.
"Huh, I didn't know that." —You, reading this post
"Are lesbian mermaids called LGBT+
Over glorified game of fetch.
I will go to the toilet paper section and wait for a sexy boy/girl/it to show up.
sorry about the language but save a college student XD
Best of Tumblr is sure to crack you up!
I am the snake in my boot. - sounds like something super philosophical that Woody might say in the movie or something but no. He is a literal snake in his boot and he looks scary af
IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US ALL ALONG.
Make yourself a cup of tea; these are well worth the read.
You can live out your craziest fantasies on Sims, for example, you can have a job and a house.