Better not to lie at all. I am very happy if I know you did something you would want to cover up and you just tell me up front. I get mad if you lie because I know what you did. I get pissed and it's over if you continue to lie and I know that you did it! I'm not stupid!
Taurus. Yeah pretty much. No social life/knowledge/skills. A friend said I was 'fresh' and my response was basically, ' yes, I do shower. Thank you for noticing?!' The looks I got were more than enough to clue me in to the fact that that was not what she was talking about.