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How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes Me: *places sock on counter* My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock* Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK! My mom: wait what? Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF Me: *runs to room* nmq  - Witty Profiles Quote 6263951 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6263951

How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes Me: *places

I could really use a wish right now....♥  - Witty Profiles Quote 6193446 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6193446

I could really use a wish right now.

"When the Sunrise coming, the shadows retreat off..." AWARDCHESS Grigoriy Burtayev  - Witty Profiles Quote 6211223 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211223

"When the Sunrise coming, the shadows retreat off.

True strength, is holding it all together, when everyone else expects you to fall apart.  - Witty Profiles Quote 6305435 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6305435

True strength, is holding it all together, when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

I will fight for her love, No matter what obstacle stands before me. No matter how BIG Or how small.  - Witty Profiles Quote 6334904 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6334904

I will fight for her love, No matter what obstacle stands before me. No matter how BIG Or how small.

Can you empty your pockets, cause I think you stole my heart! <3  - Witty Profiles Quote 5263611 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/5263611

Can you empty your pockets, cause I think you stole my heart!

"Who is the beast chess player of all times? Chuck Norris knew the answer! He never lose, the game lose! The last dead was not him, again, and it 's ended in the Stalemate!"- Grigoriy Burtayev /AWARDCHESS/  - Witty Profiles Quote 6211161 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211161

"Who is the beast chess player of all times? Chuck Norris knew the answer! He never lose, the game lose! The last dead was not him, again, and it 's ended in the Stalemate!

A water break? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood off that uniform and you don't get no blood on my uniform, boy you must be outside you mind! We are going to up-downs, until Blue is no longer tired, and thirsty. -Remember the Titans  - Witty Profiles Quote 42544 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/42544

Makes me think of my good friend Jared out on a mission right now!

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