Oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night! OMg! - Witty Profiles Quote 6422584 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6422584

Oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night!

Someday you will find a guy who messes up your lipstick, instead of your mascara.  - Witty Profiles Quote 5892441 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/5892441

Someday you will find a guy who messes up your lipstick, instead of your mascara.

True strength, is holding it all together, when everyone else expects you to fall apart.  - Witty Profiles Quote 6305435 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6305435

True strength, is holding it all together, when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

Relatable Post #4 School dress codes are dumb. Girls can't show their shoulders? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder." - Witty Profiles Quote 6442165 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6442165

Relatable Post School dress codes are dumb. Girls can't show their shoulders? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder.

Everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what I'm getting? Fatter.  - Witty Profiles Quote 6297893 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6297893

Everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what I'm getting?

We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is we're going. -- Gilmore Girls <33  - Witty Profiles Quote 203769 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/203769

We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is we're going. -- Gilmore Girls <33 - Witty Profiles Quote 203769 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/203769

+If+you+really+love+your+girl,+you+don't+let+her+go+to+sleep+mad,+or+upset+at+you.+You+don't+let+her+cry+herself+to+sleep+because+you+know+deep+down+inside,+that'll+be+hurting+you+as+twice+as+much+as+it's+hurting+her.+You+don't+leave+her+hanging,+you+hang+in+there+for+her+no+matter+how+hard+times+get.+ - Witty Profiles Quote 5077636 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/5077636

+If+you+really+love+your+girl,+you+don't+let+her+go+to+sleep+mad,+or+upset+at+you.+You+don't+let+her+cry+herself+to+sleep+because+you+know+deep+down+inside,+that'll+be+hurting+you+as+twice+as+much+as+it's+hurting+her.+You+don't+leave+her+hanging,+you+hang+in+there+for+her+no+matter+how+hard+times+get.+ - Witty Profiles Quote 5077636 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/5077636

“Freedom is not possible without authority - otherwise it would turn into chaos and authority is not possible without freedom - otherwise it would turn into tyranny.” ― Stefan Zweig  - Witty Profiles Quote 6214273 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6214273

“Freedom is not possible without authority - otherwise it would turn into chaos and authority is not possible without freedom - otherwise it would turn into tyranny.

Cinderella walked on broken glass,Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass, Belle fell in love with a hideous beast, Jasmine married a common thief, Ariel walked on land for love and life, Snow White barley escaped a knife. It was all about blood,sweat, and tears because love means facing your biggest fears. - Witty Profiles Quote 326921 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/326921

Cinderella walked on broken glass,Sleeping Beauty let a whole

Soccer Girl Probs #5 "I didn't push her, she tripped!"  - Witty Profiles Quote 6516588 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6516588

'but ref i didnt push her tho' 'stfu i saw u from my amazing standing point 50 yards away, u know nothing'

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JoeSantagatoTv on Witty Profiles

"Friends are like boobs, Some are big, some are small. Some are real. Some are fake."  - Witty Profiles Quote 6259462 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6259462

"Friends are like boobs, Some are big, some are small. Some are real. Some are fake.

I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago. Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.  - Witty Profiles Quote 6633164 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6633164

I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago. Dude (into

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