101 Short Funny Quotes and Sayings with Pictures

Wild, Difficult yo find and Impossible to forget!

Erin Van Vuren - "I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find, and impossible to forget".

"I'm not taking shit from you and neither is she so get out of my fucking face" (Abigail doesn't get angry often but when she does...)

50 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

"I Confess!" Funny Facebook Status Updates And Tweets About You

"I Confess!" Funny Facebook Status Updates And Tweets About You

Witty, Funny Facebook Statuses And Funny Memes

Witty, Funny Status Updates And Quotes

Come and see me I want to see you I promise you my stupid  behaviour is done with now X

Top 30 Famous Inspirational Quotes

I just need some time to figure out where I stand myself so that I don't start telling things for the wrong reasons now.

 it's pretty amazing how all I said was your hair isn't always perfect and I get two remarks back from you!!  lol I didn't say you hair usually looks bad or anything close to it yet I tell you how gorgeous and beautiful you are pretty much everyday and you never seem to make any remarks about that!  you've had lives before where you pull your hair back is all I meant. I have never once told you you've looked bad before.

Fashion Quotes : Love this Kate Spade quote! "I adore pretty things and witty words.