Life is not a fairy tale, if you lose your shoes at midnight you’re drunk.
Short Funny Life Sayings
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Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.
Witty, Funny Status Updates And Quotes
I don't sugar coat shit.
Witty, Funny Facebook Statuses And Funny Memes
I just need some time to figure out where I stand myself so that I don't start telling things for the wrong reasons now.