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These hilarious 10 quips were overheard on the Golf course

#10 Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” #9 Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddie: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” #8 Golfer: “Do you think my game is… Read More »These hilarious 10 quips were overheard on the Golf course

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A married couple are out golfing

A married couple are out golfing. The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the fairway when his wife, standing a few feet behind, stops him. “Honey, from here I can see the flagstick. Why… Read More »A married couple are out golfing

The old cowboy never expected his barber to say this

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop… … in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy… Read More »The old cowboy never expected his barber to say this

🤣 JOKES OF THE DAY 👉 The king and queen went fishing, but then this happened… 😂 Funny Jokes

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An older white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday with his beautiful young girlfri...

An older white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday with his beautiful young girlfriend at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5000 ring and showed it to him. The old… Read More »An older white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday with his beautiful young girlfriend at his side

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The emperor holds a competition to find the best Samurai in the world

One day the Emperor decided he wanted to find the best samurai in the world. So he sent his men around the world, and they came back with three potential options: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai and a Jewish samurai. The emperor held tryouts to see which was best. First, he brought… Read More »The emperor holds a competition to find the best Samurai in the world

🤣 JOKES OF THE DAY 👉 She was feeding her husband cat food for 50 years.....

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Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground

Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground. So large that they can’t see the bottom of this hole. “I wonder how deep it is.”, the first man says. The second man pulls out a coin, and flips it into hole. They wait… Read More »Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground

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A man walks in through the front door after work

A man walks in through the front door after work. … and his wife immediately starts smacking him, left and right across the face, cursing. “Woah woah woah… what gives?!”, the man says. The smacking intensifies briefly, and then she let’s up. “I picked up your coat from the dry cleaners… Read More »A man walks in through the front door after work

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Tiger Woods shocks the gas station attendant when he says this

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, Sir” says… Read More »Tiger Woods shocks the gas station attendant when he says this

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A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman…

A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman… … “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell,… Read More »A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman…

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A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway.” “Your mom and I first got together in an internet chat room.” “Then I set up a date via e-mail and we… Read More »A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

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The man buys a round of drinks as his wife just gave birth to typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 ...

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because,… … he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of “WOW”! were heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later,… Read More »The man buys a round of drinks as his wife just gave birth to typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds

An Irishman goes to the doctor… … who after examining him says, “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.” So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks, “Do I have to take them every day?” “No,”… Read More »An Irishman goes to the doctor It Will Be Okay, Irish Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Religious Humor, Clean Funny, Doctor Humor

An Irishman goes to the doctor

An Irishman goes to the doctor… … who after examining him says, “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.” So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks, “Do I have to take them every day?” “No,”… Read More »An Irishman goes to the doctor