14 Reasons why I can't wait for the new season

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New Goal Celebrations - Since Shearer hung-up his boots goal celebrations in general have being more entertaining.  If you don’t believe me just YouTube ‘Starjnan goal celebrations’ where you can see The Bicycle, Fishing and The Human Toilet.

Robbie fowler winding Everton fans up after scoring against them. Steve mcmanaman trying to pick him up!

Makes watching Soccer Saturday a whole lot more interesting and is interesting learning how many times Morecambe have scored at home in the past 3 games before they play Plymouth Argyle.  No matter what formula you apply there will always be one team that lets you down.

Makes watching Soccer Saturday a whole lot more interesting and is interesting learning how many times Morecambe have scored at home in the past 3 games before they play Plymouth Argyle. No matter what formula you apply there will always be one team that lets you down.

Makes watching Soccer Saturday a whole lot more interesting and is interesting learning how many times Morecambe have scored at home in the past 3 games before they play Plymouth Argyle.  No matter what formula you apply there will always be one team that lets you down.

Makes watching Soccer Saturday a whole lot more interesting and is interesting learning how many times Morecambe have scored at home in the past 3 games before they play Plymouth Argyle. No matter what formula you apply there will always be one team that lets you down.

Match Of The Day - Few things make me happier than hearing the intro music to MOTD……until I wake-up on the sofa at the closing credits and I realise I only caught the first 5 minutes of action.

Match Of The Day - Few things make me happier than hearing the intro music to MOTD……until I wake-up on the sofa at the closing credits and I realise I only caught the first 5 minutes of action.

Soccer Saturday - Saturdays have a lot more purpose now that Jeff and the boys return to the box to offer a little football insight, random phrases and loads of mispronunciations.

Soccer Saturday - Saturdays have a lot more purpose now that Jeff and the boys return to the box to offer a little football insight, random phrases and loads of mispronunciations.

They're fighting like beavers....unbelievable Jeff!!!

They're fighting like beavers.

Fantasy Football - You can take it on the chin when your club don’t win at the weekend but when your fantasy football team don’t turn up you become withdrawn, despondent and moody for the rest of the week.  It’s as if the players weren’t listening to the rousing team-talk you gave them before kick-off!

fantasy football - a weekly online interaction with approx 3 million other players worldwide.

Breakfast Sarnies - Whether its at home or on the move breakfast sarnies always taste better on the morning of a match.  It’s obligatory to pile as much inside as you can!

Breakfast Sarnies - Whether its at home or on the move breakfast sarnies always taste better on the morning of a match. It’s obligatory to pile as much inside as you can!

Away Days - You just can’t beat a football away day with the lads.  Load up on cans, the Racing Post and snackage for the journey and arrive at the train station nice and early to find out everybody else had the same idea.

Away Days - You just can’t beat a football away day with the lads. Load up on cans, the Racing Post and snackage for the journey and arrive at the train station nice and early to find out everybody else had the same idea.

Meat Pies - If you can avoid burning your fingers or the roof of your mouth with the molten lava-esque filling then it feels like you’ve won the lottery.  Also it would be rude not to wash it down with another pint.

Meat Pies - If you can avoid burning your fingers or the roof of your mouth with the molten lava-esque filling then it feels like you’ve won the lottery. Also it would be rude not to wash it down with another pint.

The start of the football season officially closes the DIY season.  It’s time to hand the hammer and drill back to the Mrs while more pressing matters are at hand.  The handover ceremony should also include a little jig.

The start of the football season officially closes the DIY season. It’s time to hand the hammer and drill back to the Mrs while more pressing matters are at hand. The handover ceremony should also include a little jig.

Dodgy Reffing Decisions - From Beachballgate to the goal that never was there will be plenty more gaffes to talk about this season.

Liverpool keeper Pepe Reina is deceived after a shot by Sunderland striker Darren Bent hits an LFC beach ball. Picture taken by Mike Hewitt,

Bovril - Nothing is more welcoming on cold winters night at the game than a hot cup of Bovril.  I still haven’t got a right lot of hairs on my chest though!

Bovril - Nothing is more welcoming on cold winters night at the game than a hot cup of Bovril.

FA Cup draw - You always anticipate your team are gonna pull one of the big fish like Man Utd or Liverpool….and out comes Grimsby away!

FA Cup draw - You always anticipate your team are gonna pull one of the big fish like Man Utd or Liverpool….and out comes Grimsby away!

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